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Dear consultant, My computer seems to be messing up. It is putting advertising posts from assholes in newsgroups that they don’t belong in. What can I do? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -On Monday, May 27, 1996, Stacy Hall wrote… > From – Mon May 27 12:57:21 1996 > Path: ix.netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!news > Hello, My name is Stacy Hall. I am starting a new business on the > NET. I have been > doing this for along time from my home, but now I am extending this to > all of you on the net. > It’s inevitable, some day we will all need help with our computers. > The problem is that > most of the time we have to take it to one of those super computer > stores. One big problem > with that is they don’t depend on your business. Sure they will upgrade > your computer for you and even fix it, for an unbelievably large amount > of money, but they are not in the business off fixing computers, they > sell them. That’s were a consultant comes in. A consultant knows your > computer and knows you. I want to be your consultant. You see I have > to give you great service. My business depends on it. If you don’t get > want you want all you have to do is post a message and I am wiped out. > I want you to hire me as YOUR CONSULTANT. E-mail me if you are remotely > interested and I will send you details. > By the way. To help catch your eye on this service, I will tell you > that for all the help you will need at twenty four hours a day will only > cost you five dollars a month. It’s a super deal and their is so much > more to tell you. I am doing this through e-mail because I do not want > any one else to do this the way I am. If they do I loose the > competition and through e-mail I can talk to just you which makes it a > little more personal. YOUR CONSULTANT. So give me your ear by > I check it ever day so YOU won’t have to wait.
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->From – Mon May 27 12:57:21 1996 >Path: ix.netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!news > Hello, My name is Stacy Hall. I am starting a new business on the >NET. I have been >doing this for along time from my home, but now I am extending this to >all of you on the net. > It’s inevitable, some day we will all need help with our computers. >The problem is that >most of the time we have to take it to one of those super computer >stores. One big problem >with that is they don’t depend on your business. Sure they will upgrade >your computer for you and even fix it, for an unbelievably large amount >of money, but they are not in the business off fixing computers, they >sell them. That’s were a consultant comes in. A consultant knows your >computer and knows you. I want to be your consultant. You see I have >to give you great service. My business depends on it. If you don’t get >want you want all you have to do is post a message and I am wiped out. >I want you to hire me as YOUR CONSULTANT. E-mail me if you are remotely >interested and I will send you details. >By the way. To help catch your eye on this service, I will tell you >that for all the help you will need at twenty four hours a day will only >cost you five dollars a month. It’s a super deal and their is so much >more to tell you. I am doing this through e-mail because I do not want >any one else to do this the way I am. If they do I loose the >competition and through e-mail I can talk to just you which makes it a >little more personal. YOUR CONSULTANT. So give me your ear by >I check it ever day so YOU won’t have to wait.
Path: ix.netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!netcom.net.uk!tank.news.pipex.net!pipex!lade.ne ws.pipex.net!pipex!news00.sunet.se!sunic!nntp.coast.net!news2.acs.oakland.e du!newsfeed.concentric.net!news Newsgroups: Organization: Concentric Internet Services Lines: 43 NNTP-Posting-Host: cnc022031.concentric.net X-Newsreader: Microsoft Internet News Xref: ix.netcom.com alt.aus.footy.panthers:198 alt.authorware:2358 alt.auto.mercedes:863 alt.auto.parts.wanted:108 alt.autos:280 alt.autos.antique:23591 alt.autos.camaro.firebird:17101 alt.autos.classic-trucks:644 alt.autos.dodge.trucks:109 Dear consultant, My computer seems to be messing up. It is putting advertising posts from assholes in newsgroups that they don’t belong in. What can I do? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -On Monday, May 27, 1996, Stacy Hall wrote… > From – Mon May 27 12:57:21 1996 > Path: ix.netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!news > Hello, My name is Stacy Hall. I am starting a new business on the > NET. I have been > doing this for along time from my home, but now I am extending this to > all of you on the net. > It’s inevitable, some day we will all need help with our computers. > The problem is that > most of the time we have to take it to one of those super computer > stores. One big problem > with that is they don’t depend on your business. Sure they will upgrade > your computer for you and even fix it, for an unbelievably large amount > of money, but they are not in the business off fixing computers, they > sell them. That’s were a consultant comes in. A consultant knows your > computer and knows you. I want to be your consultant. You see I have > to give you great service. My business depends on it. If you don’t get > want you want all you have to do is post a message and I am wiped out. > I want you to hire me as YOUR CONSULTANT. E-mail me if you are remotely > interested and I will send you details. > By the way. To help catch your eye on this service, I will tell you > that for all the help you will need at twenty four hours a day will only > cost you five dollars a month. It’s a super deal and their is so much > more to tell you. I am doing this through e-mail because I do not want > any one else to do this the way I am. If they do I loose the > competition and through e-mail I can talk to just you which makes it a > little more personal. YOUR CONSULTANT. So give me your ear by > I check it ever day so YOU won’t have to wait.
Mine too, can you help ?
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Stacy: I take offence that you’re spamming your ad in inappropriate newsgroups. What does computer consulting have anything to do with automobiles? I’m sure that there is a group for PCs or for Windows where you could peddle your services. It’s bad enough we get inundated with phone sex ads — we don’t need another person who does not understand Netiquette. In any case, why should I hire you for your services if you can’t take care enough to ensure your ad is correctly spelled?
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>Dear consultant, >My computer seems to be messing up. It is putting advertising posts from >assholes in newsgroups that they don’t belong in. What can I do?
>>down in it<< http://members.aol.com/leviathant –Nails in my Head–
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From – Mon May 27 12:57:21 1996 Path: ix.netcom.com!ix.netcom.com!news Hello, My name is Stacy Hall. I am starting a new business on the NET. I have been doing this for along time from my home, but now I am extending this to all of you on the net. It’s inevitable, some day we will all need help with our computers. The problem is that most of the time we have to take it to one of those super computer stores. One big problem with that is they don’t depend on your business. Sure they will upgrade your computer for you and even fix it, for an unbelievably large amount of money, but they are not in the business off fixing computers, they sell them. That’s were a consultant comes in. A consultant knows your computer and knows you. I want to be your consultant. You see I have to give you great service. My business depends on it. If you don’t get want you want all you have to do is post a message and I am wiped out. I want you to hire me as YOUR CONSULTANT. E-mail me if you are remotely interested and I will send you details. By the way. To help catch your eye on this service, I will tell you that for all the help you will need at twenty four hours a day will only cost you five dollars a month. It’s a super deal and their is so much more to tell you. I am doing this through e-mail because I do not want any one else to do this the way I am. If they do I loose the competition and through e-mail I can talk to just you which makes it a little more personal. YOUR CONSULTANT. So give me your ear by I check it ever day so YOU won’t have to wait.
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Testing I quit 2 weeks ago.
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> Testing I quit 2 weeks ago.
And you did a damned good job of both: quitting AND testing! 
LOL! — BinnieBee – Proudly quit for over 11 months now! %% (—-) ( >__< ) ^^ ~~ ^^ ~f3as3~
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maggie29 disengaged the cloaking device long enough to transmit: > Testing I quit 2 weeks ago.
I give you an A+ on your test.:)
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Testing I quit 2 weeks ago.
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> Testing I quit 2 weeks ago.
And you did a damned good job of both: quitting AND testing! LOL! — BinnieBee – Proudly quit for over 11 months now! %% (—-) ( >__< ) ^^ ~~ ^^ ~f3as3~
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maggie29 disengaged the cloaking device long enough to transmit: > Testing I quit 2 weeks ago.
I give you an A+ on your test.:)