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I SHALL BE YOUR UNDERTAKER
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Ha, ha, ha… I’ll take the label back… not that what I say matters 
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Mea Culpa, > mea culpa, mea culpa. > Humorless, old hunger just dared to ask a question > about the nature of ‘Zalek’ name and > got branded as humorless cybercop. > address. > BTW. what is ’Tool for you or tools for the applet Mark inquired?’, > if not ‘very special kind of humor’ called rudeness?. > Looks like contrary to the dictionary, you are in process of > inventing ’special system of definitions’, and this is not coloured with any > humor whatsoever. > If you are telling me not to meddle with ‘tenured club members’ on this NG > than it’s O.K. with me. > I just thought this is a free place to ask about something curious. > Mea culpa, mea culpa, little troll-cop baby, sorry, O MIGHTY ONE. > Never again the outsider will dare to step into swamp of your comfort. > Irena. > … another frustrated cybercop crashes on the sense of humor trap… it > is > all about humor, Irena… something at which Zalek seems to excel, > something > at which you do not… > Lighten up, did your mamma not breast feed you? > Go fish! > > Hello Zalek, > > btw how old are you? Jewish mamas’ stopped giving > > their babies such an ‘ethnic’ name good 70 to 65 years ago. > > Curiosity sake, what are the special tools your NYC Harlem guys have? > > Irena. > > > >Can you write a cool Java applet that helps me CHOOSE my clients, he, > he, > > > >he? > > > No, but I know guys in NYC, Harlem that for a small fee can write a > > > such applets, but not in Java – they have specialized tools for a > > > Zalek > > > >> > A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as > an > > > >> > undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a > small > > > >> > city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came > from. > > > >> > Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul. > > > >> Do you a helper? I can pray in Cobol, Java, VB, Powerbuilder and > Perl. > > > >> Zalek
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Mea Culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa. Humorless, old hunger just dared to ask a question about the nature of ‘Zalek’ name and got branded as humorless cybercop. address. BTW. what is ’Tool for you or tools for the applet Mark inquired?’, if not ‘very special kind of humor’ called rudeness?. Looks like contrary to the dictionary, you are in process of inventing ’special system of definitions’, and this is not coloured with any humor whatsoever. If you are telling me not to meddle with ‘tenured club members’ on this NG than it’s O.K. with me. I just thought this is a free place to ask about something curious. Mea culpa, mea culpa, little troll-cop baby, sorry, O MIGHTY ONE. Never again the outsider will dare to step into swamp of your comfort. Irena.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> … another frustrated cybercop crashes on the sense of humor trap… it is > all about humor, Irena… something at which Zalek seems to excel, something > at which you do not… > Lighten up, did your mamma not breast feed you? > Go fish! > Hello Zalek, > btw how old are you? Jewish mamas’ stopped giving > their babies such an ‘ethnic’ name good 70 to 65 years ago. > Curiosity sake, what are the special tools your NYC Harlem guys have? > Irena. > > >Can you write a cool Java applet that helps me CHOOSE my clients, he, > he, > > >he? > > No, but I know guys in NYC, Harlem that for a small fee can write a > > such applets, but not in Java – they have specialized tools for a > > Zalek > > >> > A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as an > > >> > undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a > small > > >> > city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came from. > > >> > Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul. > > >> Do you a helper? I can pray in Cobol, Java, VB, Powerbuilder and > Perl. > > >> Zalek
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… another frustrated cybercop crashes on the sense of humor trap… it is all about humor, Irena… something at which Zalek seems to excel, something at which you do not… Lighten up, did your mamma not breast feed you? Go fish!
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Hello Zalek, > btw how old are you? Jewish mamas’ stopped giving > their babies such an ‘ethnic’ name good 70 to 65 years ago. > Curiosity sake, what are the special tools your NYC Harlem guys have? > Irena. > >Can you write a cool Java applet that helps me CHOOSE my clients, he, he, > >he? > No, but I know guys in NYC, Harlem that for a small fee can write a > such applets, but not in Java – they have specialized tools for a > Zalek > >> > A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as an > >> > undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a small > >> > city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came from. > >> > Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul. > >> Do you a helper? I can pray in Cobol, Java, VB, Powerbuilder and Perl. > >> Zalek
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>Crime is down in NYC, to its lowest levels since the late 1800’s.
That’s because the Irish immigrants that spiked the crime rate in the early 1800’s are finally gone. — ***Posted by Jake’s Custom Newsgroup Reader***
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> Hello Zalek, > btw how old are you? Jewish mamas’ stopped giving > their babies such an ‘ethnic’ name good 70 to 65 years ago.
Dear Irena, I am very, very old, but you should know "even old Jewish man with the skill, can satify a ladies will". > Curiosity sake, what are the special tools your NYC Harlem guys have?
Tool for you or tools for the applet Mark inquired? Zalek – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Irena. > >Can you write a cool Java applet that helps me CHOOSE my clients, he, he, > >he? > No, but I know guys in NYC, Harlem that for a small fee can write a > such applets, but not in Java – they have specialized tools for a > Zalek > >> > A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as an > >> > undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a small > >> > city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came from. > >> > Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul. > >> Do you a helper? I can pray in Cobol, Java, VB, Powerbuilder and Perl. > >> Zalek
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> >Can you write a cool Java applet that helps me CHOOSE my clients, he, he, >he? > No, but I know guys in NYC, Harlem that for a small fee can write a > such applets, but not in Java – they have specialized tools for a > Zalek
They’re getting scarce now. I was walking up the street the other day and I saw that they are actually renovating some of the older buildings in Harlem. Pretty soon you will have to have money to live in Harlem too! Crime is down in NYC, to its lowest levels since the late 1800’s.
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Hello Zalek, btw how old are you? Jewish mamas’ stopped giving their babies such an ‘ethnic’ name good 70 to 65 years ago. Curiosity sake, what are the special tools your NYC Harlem guys have? Irena.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->Can you write a cool Java applet that helps me CHOOSE my clients, he, he, >he? > No, but I know guys in NYC, Harlem that for a small fee can write a > such applets, but not in Java – they have specialized tools for a > Zalek >> > A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as an >> > undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a small >> > city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came from. >> > Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul. >> Do you a helper? I can pray in Cobol, Java, VB, Powerbuilder and Perl. >> Zalek
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>Can you write a cool Java applet that helps me CHOOSE my clients, he, he, >he?
No, but I know guys in NYC, Harlem that for a small fee can write a such applets, but not in Java – they have specialized tools for a Zalek – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as an > > undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a small > > city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came from. > > Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul. > Do you a helper? I can pray in Cobol, Java, VB, Powerbuilder and Perl. > Zalek
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> A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as an > undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a small > city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came from. > Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul.
Do you a helper? I can pray in Cobol, Java, VB, Powerbuilder and Perl. Zalek
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Can you write a cool Java applet that helps me CHOOSE my clients, he, he, he?
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as an > undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a small > city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came from. > Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul. > Do you a helper? I can pray in Cobol, Java, VB, Powerbuilder and Perl. > Zalek
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A grave situation calls for a grave career change. A career as an undertaker sounds very appealing to me right now. I live in a small city, so I will enjoy taking some people down where they came from. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. God have mercy on your soul.